The first recording was done with the Tele’o'doom, using Amplitube set to a fuzz -> clean classic stoner rock type tone. With that fuzz being turned off for the clean parts.

I finished the song a few months later, adding and extra layer of riffs and the solos with my Les Paul into Amplitube set to the Orange Rockerverb. With the gain being up for the heavy parts and down for the clean parts. I also used the Proton Envelope Filter for the first time on the solos and the last time the main riff comes around, although that was with a different setting.

The title is a reference to the name of the dog, since he was named Chachi by my mum after the character on Happy Days.

Lyrics:
Instrumental, so there are no lyrics

Now it could just be about that, or it could be about killing teenage girls. More likely it is the product of fortified wine and playing lots of the game Prototype. It could be about all of the above. Who knows, I wrote it completely on port-fuelled autopilot.

It was written on my V-coustic, but played on the Tele’o'doom and Silvertop Special. All tuned to Open C through the Amplitube Orange Rockerverb Model. Everything else was pretty much my usual stuff, except on most of the guitar solos (all except the first one), when my new 3 Leaf Audio Proton Envelope Filter got some use.

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
I want to feel you
Deep inside
I want to taste you
Rip you open, bleed you dry.
Pure corruption
In my hands
It has begun
To override, what I am.

Chorus:
This will not last for long
It will be quick
I am the one to overcome
All that I see

Verse 2:
I know you like it
That’s why you’re here
Just like the others
Begging for my sweet release
And now its over
I’m growing cold
Time to start over
With another sixteen year old

Image from here

• Title is from That can be my next tweet! a site that creates a tweet based on your previous ones. It is usually almost sensical, and I just hit refresh until I got something cool.
• Left guitar (in both picture and the song) is my Silver Top Special, an Epiphone Les Paul with Dimarzio Chopper and Crunch Lab pickups, thru a Soldano SLO100 model in the new Amplitube
• Bass is as before, running thru the Studio Devil British Valve Custom
• Right guitar is the upgraded Tele’o'doom, with Seymour Duncan Boobuckers, thru an Orange Rockerverb 50 in the new Amplitube

Not much else to say, its just some cool riffage and improv’d solos that sound cool.

It was meant mostly in jest, and any references to the Bad Astronomer and his member are purely coincidental.

Interesting side note, I changed the pickups in the Tele’o'doom during the recording of the song. The first solo and right side rhythm guitar are the old Duncan Designed ones, the later solo and left side rhythm are the new Seymour Duncan Boo-Buckers I won. Also, the distortion in the bridge was provided by my new ProTonePedals Atheist Distortion (which you can see my satirical “demo” video of here: Pastor Dan Reviews the Atheist Distortion)

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Oh I hear you saying, that I shouldn’t be a dick
Yes I hear you saying, that I shouldn’t be a dick
But sometimes its what you need
To make somebody think

Verse 2:
So’d’ya have a reason, for your hypothesis?
Do you have a reason, for your hypothesis?
I would like some evidence
Before I make a switch

Verse 3:
Would you be nice to Hitler, or a crazy antivax?
Would you be nice to Hitler, or a crazy antivax?
And now you can ignore me
Because I broke Godwins.

Verse 4:
I’m not saying everyone, should only be a dick
No I’m not saying everyone, should only be a dick cunt
But among our weapons
It should really sit

Verse 5:
Everyone at sometime, has been called a dick
Even Phil at sometime, has been called a dick
Just disagree with some folks
And they’ll call you a dick

It’s not a depressed or angry rant about religion. Yay!!!!!

Although it is…. weird. Both in lyrical content and musical structure.

On the first point, well, I blame the internet, specifically the phrase “steak duck” was from this post on reddit and a lot of the other lyrical content is inspired by this badly translated menu.

On the second point…. take a listen to discover it for yourselves.

Lyrics:

Verse:
There is a strange creature
It causes refreshing bleeding
As it will punch violent
Anything that it might run into
Between two rivers is
Where it lives beware of the steak duck

Bridge:
Ever fighting is the steak duck
Very frightening is the steak duck
You’re not dining on the steak duck

Chorus:
Dinner massacre
Run from steak duck
Another challenger
Killed by steak duck

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To enter, you have to jam out some blues.

So I did.

Problem is, I didn’t want to go to the trouble of using an amp or anything, so I plugged the Tele’o'doom direct and used some free plugins for the sound.

Problem is, I couldn’t decide between the fake Marshall, fake vintage fuzz or fake Boogie tones. So I just gave up and layered them all in together.

I also used some new free delay and reverb plugins I found to round out the sound.

So even when I don’t win, it was still good as a tonal experiment. Plus, both of my fans get to here a new tune.

Do-do-do Daaa-Daaa Do-do-do

This is that, but played in my usual metal style.

I recorded this at the end of 2008 for my own personal use, but I thought someone out there might want it. It’s a full “band”: drums, bass, rhythm and lead guitars, and it really cuts through any background noise.

I’ve never not heard this when my phone isn’t on silent.

Image tapped from wikipedia

It was also the basic meaning of the suite I’ve been writing over the past few months.

After 137 straight weeks of new songs, which have amassed almost 11000 total downloads I need to stop the constant punishing pace of creativity.

It has been great to have the deadline to force the creativity out of me, before this I had only written a small handful of songs, and now I have hundreds. It has also been great for me, both as a musician and as a person, my skills have grown and many of the darker elements of my soul have been able to be poured out through my music.

Since those two areas of growth were the reason I started this insanity in the first place, and with the time I spent on it needing to be reallocated to my studies, it is time to stop the weekly song schedule.

Not that ChaotiMusic.com is completely finished. I will return, but only when a song is ready.

So for now I must say τετελεσται.

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Breathe it in
As you step
From within
Pretend that it is fresh
In the air
You will let
The despair
Soak right into your flesh

Chorus:
The cloying stench of false freedom

Verse 2:
Round and round
You can’t stop
The unsound
Corruption of all you know
You’ve heard this
All before
You won’t miss
Once I finish the show

Bridge:
This bridge is written
To end this chapter
A purge of the darkness
That lived within
Not that its over
Or that I’m pure
But now I must say
It is finished

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Image found by groping around here