This song was written for the Skepticator Live skeptics open mic night side event for TAMoz. If a recording of that show surfaces I’ll be sure to share the stripped down version, but for now you have to put up with the extended studio mix.

It was meant mostly in jest, and any references to the Bad Astronomer and his member are purely coincidental.

Interesting side note, I changed the pickups in the Tele’o'doom during the recording of the song. The first solo and right side rhythm guitar are the old Duncan Designed ones, the later solo and left side rhythm are the new Seymour Duncan Boo-Buckers I won. Also, the distortion in the bridge was provided by my new ProTonePedals Atheist Distortion (which you can see my satirical “demo” video of here: Pastor Dan Reviews the Atheist Distortion)

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Oh I hear you saying, that I shouldn’t be a dick
Yes I hear you saying, that I shouldn’t be a dick
But sometimes its what you need
To make somebody think

Verse 2:
So’d’ya have a reason, for your hypothesis?
Do you have a reason, for your hypothesis?
I would like some evidence
Before I make a switch

Verse 3:
Would you be nice to Hitler, or a crazy antivax?
Would you be nice to Hitler, or a crazy antivax?
And now you can ignore me
Because I broke Godwins.

Verse 4:
I’m not saying everyone, should only be a dick
No I’m not saying everyone, should only be a dick cunt
But among our weapons
It should really sit

Verse 5:
Everyone at sometime, has been called a dick
Even Phil at sometime, has been called a dick
Just disagree with some folks
And they’ll call you a dick

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