It’s a new song. Yay!

It’s not a depressed or angry rant about religion. Yay!!!!!

Although it is…. weird. Both in lyrical content and musical structure.

On the first point, well, I blame the internet, specifically the phrase “steak duck” was from this post on reddit and a lot of the other lyrical content is inspired by this badly translated menu.

On the second point…. take a listen to discover it for yourselves.

Lyrics:

Verse:
There is a strange creature
It causes refreshing bleeding
As it will punch violent
Anything that it might run into
Between two rivers is
Where it lives beware of the steak duck

Bridge:
Ever fighting is the steak duck
Very frightening is the steak duck
You’re not dining on the steak duck

Chorus:
Dinner massacre
Run from steak duck
Another challenger
Killed by steak duck

Image flown south from here

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So there’s this competition, you can win a bunch of stuff including a guitar.

To enter, you have to jam out some blues.

So I did.

Problem is, I didn’t want to go to the trouble of using an amp or anything, so I plugged the Tele’o'doom direct and used some free plugins for the sound.

Problem is, I couldn’t decide between the fake Marshall, fake vintage fuzz or fake Boogie tones. So I just gave up and layered them all in together.

I also used some new free delay and reverb plugins I found to round out the sound.

So even when I don’t win, it was still good as a tonal experiment. Plus, both of my fans get to here a new tune.

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