Yes, this is that song about invisible pink unicorns again.

Why?

Well…. as a part of my application to study at JMC Academy next year I have an Audition where I need to perform 2 contrasting songs. So, instead of playing some classic metal tune, I thought I’d play one of my classic Anti-theist ditties…. Partly cos it’s easier to play my own song, partly because they aren’t going to judge it compared to a classic original version, partly to show off my other musical abilities (songwriting, bass, production, vocals) and partly to really emphasise the “contrasting” (which you’ll understand next week when I release my version of the other tune).

For ease of tuning purposes, and because of a few technical difficulties, I decided to re-record the backing track and thought…. Why not release this version? Allow both my fans to compare and contrast to the original version.

Lyrics:

Chorus:
Unicorn, men they seek, but can’t find
Unicorn, reclusive, horned equine
Unicorn, chaste virgin, trap to bind
Unicorn, is it just in your mind

Verse 1:
Fantastic beast, the great unicorn
Congruent to a horse, but forehead with horn
Untameable and wild, mysterious might
Many seek to find it, but try as they might
No specimens are captured, in vain is the hunt
The logical conclusion, although it is blunt
The documented sightings, just optical illusion
Or fabricated tales, or products of delusion

Verse 2:
Invisible and pink, horse with a horn
A messianic hebrew, to virgin is born
In the air spaghetti, a noodley appendage
A burning piece of shrubbery, with a holy message
Flying cosmic teapot, Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Buddha, Allah, Brahman, Wiccan Goddesses & Xenu
Believing supernatural claims, a dissonance of reason
Your faith is just a futile act of intellectual treason

Chorus 2:
Unicorn, men they seek, but can’t find
Unicorn, reclusive, false divine
Unicorn, chaste virgin, trap to bind
Unicorn, God is just in your mind

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